AndyB Funny Status Messages

   I can think of atleast 3 different ways to spend 78 million dollars more effectively.

   been trying to think of a term to describe the amount of time it takes the earth to complete one single rotation, but I'm thinking of calling it a day.

   Do I wake up grumpy in the morning? Nope. I just let her sleep

   There's a huge debt crisis in Greece. Apparently they've got bills.........they're multiplying.

   went into my local store and I saw that they had put up a big sign saying, "NO READING IN THIS SHOP",I grabbed 4 bars of chocolate, took them to the counter and said, "Which of these is the Dairymilk?"

   went to the circus earlier today and a clown tried to start a fight with me.I said: "Listen mate, you don't want to fight me. I'll make you look silly."