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I don’t mean to brag, but a lot of people have discovered how the unfollow button on Facebook works because of me.
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04-25-2020 20:06 by
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I miss the eighties when the biggest problem was saving the local youth center with a break dancing fundraiser.
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06-17-2020 15:13
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My neighbour's 4-year-old has been learning Spanish since lockdown. He still can't say "please" though, which I think is poor for four.
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06-19-2020 08:28
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Shia Labeouf sounds like something you do after eating Taco Bell
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06-24-2020 15:53
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Oh come on this is ridiculous! It’s July 8th and people are still setting fireworks off. One almost caught our Christmas decorations on fire.
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07-07-2020 22:01 by
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Being an adult is like being a Quentin Tarantino movie: it starts out real cool, there's lots of cursing, it's very confusing, everyone dies
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07-14-2020 09:10
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Just so we're on the same page, I'm on 136.
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07-14-2020 09:11
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A word to the wise ain't necessary. It's the stupid ones who need the advice.
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11-12-2021 14:13
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I don't know about you, but I've thought about running away more as an adult than I ever did as a child.
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01-08-2018 09:31
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If your child is eating Tide Pods, you failed as a parent.
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01-23-2018 19:35 by
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Doctor: Do you use any illegal drugs? Me: Depends on the state.
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01-25-2018 11:46
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Everyone is gifted......But not everyone opens their present
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02-12-2018 07:47
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OK. Who is the genius who decided to call it Box Wine and not Cardboardeaux?
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02-15-2018 08:32
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Today’s hairstyle at Walmart is called, “And I didn’t brush my teeth either.”
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02-17-2018 14:36
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If someone doesn't get started on my laundry soon I'll be wearing a suit to cut the grass tomorrow morning
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02-23-2018 15:25
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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. But with your help, we can put a well in their home village. Hi, I'm Sarah McLachlan....
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03-08-2018 10:10
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Any way I see it Jack and Jill were both idiots... Who in the hell goes up hill to find water?
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03-08-2018 14:09 by
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I want to lose weight, but I don't want to get caught up in one of those "Eat right and exercise" scams
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03-10-2018 04:26
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I just got a gig as lead singer for my car.
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03-24-2018 09:14 by
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Ultimately, I have no hard feelings, wherever my missing socks go, I hope they find happiness
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