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How to make a millenial laugh: tell them you have only 22 photos of your entire childhood.
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08-20-2017 09:46 by
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Not sure who will be performing at the Super Bowl half-time this season but I am already furious about it
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09-26-2017 08:59 by
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Apologies to all you millennials -- the Disney Channel never prepared you for all this.
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09-28-2017 20:54
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If IKEA and LEGO combined forces our children could make our furniture.
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07-03-2016 14:58
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There are two wolves inside of us? I’m pretty sure I have 2 raccoons inside of me and they’re fighting over an old can of beans they found in the trash.
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04-13-2021 09:33
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Instead of going to Starbucks, I like to make my own coffee, yell my name out incorrectly, and then light a $5 bill on fire.
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01-08-2018 11:43 by
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You ever read a girl status and wished someone would just treat her right so she'd just stfu
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08-30-2018 12:25
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When I was younger I used to sneak out Of my home to go to parties, now I sneak away from parties to go home.
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09-10-2018 11:52 by
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When this is all over, we'll need to wear our masks backwards for 3 to 4 weeks to get our ears back to normal...
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11-17-2021 09:07 by
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From what I've been told by inside sources, Pete had the most votes in Iowa, but Bernie Sanders keeps insisting that they be distributed equally.
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02-05-2020 00:00 by
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“Ask not what staying home on the couch can do for you, but what staying home on the couch can do for your country.”
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03-21-2020 07:11
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I'm having a quarintine party this weekend. None of you are invited
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03-23-2020 06:22
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Don't believe everything you read in public toilets. Sharon is not up for a good time. What an awkward phone call that was...
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06-16-2020 08:58 by
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I love dieting I'm actually on 4 diets: Chinese, American, Italian and Mexican.
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07-10-2017 17:03 by
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The reason grilled cheese sandwiches and tomato soup are such a great combination is because they are the same basic ingredients as pizza.
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07-29-2017 08:02
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Never buy crystal meth from a guy with a full set of teeth. He's obviously an undercover cop.
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08-25-2017 06:42
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Just remember son -- when you text a girl, you are also texting at least 5 of her friends.
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09-02-2017 23:44 by
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Any coincidence that OJ gets parole about the same time that Ford Motor Company brings back the Bronco?
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09-16-2017 22:27
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Why would I pay for a haunted house when I can wake up to a 7 yr old silently standing in the bed over me at 5AM
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10-19-2017 23:56
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Instead of buying a mass produced pumpkin at the store, this year my family will adopt one from a shelter
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10-22-2017 20:58 by
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