migasjoe Funny Status Messages

   your greatest "Hello" and your hardest "Goodbye"

   if you don't stand for something you will fall for anything

   worried about his financial future...even Daylight Savings Time has a better plan than me...

   was thinking about going into politics but I don't think I could ever cheat on my wife

   BREAKING NEWS: NFL owners and players are meeting today to determine whether I'll have to spend Sundays with my family this fall...

   If ladies could read my thoughts I would get slapped in the face A LOT!!!

   (last one I promise) - LaBron James will publish his autobiography as soon as he can come up with a TITLE

   would like to fill a Pinata full of puke and break it over the collective heads of the Jonas Brothers

   I'm tall dark annd handsome...when its dark, I'm handsome...btw...I'm really not tall either

   Am I the only one that thinks Snookie is starting to look like an Umpa Lumpa from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

   The last fight me and my wife had was whether Tommy Boy was an Awesome Movie or Super Awesome Movie!!!!!

   Kids are looking at Google Earth...I told them when I was growing up my Google Earth consisted of a map, a push pin, and a post it note that said you are here

   anyone else think Scotty from American Idol looks like Alfred E Newman from Mad Magazine???

   gonna go out and make a difference in the life of America's youth tonight!!! There is a lot of teachable amounts in the champagn room

   this year more than any other I am hoping for a wardrobe malfunction on American Idol!!!

   Wish we could be like bears, get all fat eating good food in the fall, hibernate all winter, and be all skinny for summer... Then do it all over again

   With the day I just had looking to go out tonight for a bender. The type of bender even Charlie Sheen would say "DAMN DUDE YOU BETTER SLOW DOWN BEFORE YOU KILL YOURSELF"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

   time for those homeless people with will work for food signs to grab a shovel

   I'm sorry if you cant understand, but I need a Radio inside my hand!!!

   Whenever I meet a girl I always greet her with my left hand...I dont want her to meet the competition