migasjoe Funny Status Messages

   I'm going to get in shape, pear is a shape...right???

   And the Kicker known as Prater shall carry the messiah into overtime. Book of Tebow 3:15

   The Weather is here...I wish you were beautiful...

   you know your a Packer Fan when the bluebook value of your truck goes up and

   The Steelers have enough Rings to become a Planet!!!

   Fake people wish you the best... as long as it benefits them. I call em' PENNIES... twofaced and worthless

   feeling a little under the weather...I wonder if there is anything on TV tomorrow if I have to miss work

   my ex was so fat she used to but her belt on with a boomerrang

   So if a tree falls down in the forest...does Manti Teo believe Junior Seau is dead

   Mike Vick has had better days in Leavenworth

   Haven't heard Obama say one thing about getting rid of Nickelback yet!!!!

   Can't wait to watch The Walking Dead tonight...otherwise known as the most anticipated commercial break event of the year

   Aaron Hernandez's suicide just means 1 more Patriot wont be visiting the White House Today...

   SHARKNADO 2 took 18 days to film....credit to everyone... it totally looks like a 24 day shoot to me!!!

   Trust in me, and I shall make thine enemies fumble. BookOfTebow 24:6

   Be strong & courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of the defense, for Tebow will tuck and run. Book of Tebow 3:52

   The ppl of Galilee spoke of a man who turned water to wine. The ppl of Denver speak of a man who turned water into wins. BookofTebow 10:3

   It's no coincidence that that Tebow's kicker's name is a cross between Prayer & Fate

   Thy shall never lose ones faith, no matter the deficit. Thy messiah shall leadith you to the promise land of the endzone. BookOfTebow 16:32

   I've never had to have the need for mistle toe to get the ladies.