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"Thank-you Robert Kraft and R. Kelly!" - Jussie Smollett
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02-22-2019 21:27 by
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Thank you, True Crime, for saying that was a reenactment. I was pretty upset your camera person didn’t stop that murder.
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02-27-2019 07:54
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I'm no socialist but I do believe everyone is born with an inherent right to as many dipping sauces for their mcnuggets as they want.
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05-05-2019 13:01
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Apparently, when you supply HR with a urine sample, it has to be because they requested it.
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08-27-2019 04:24
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Single white sock seeks same.
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09-06-2019 12:31
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I was going to wash my car in my driveway but then I realized I don't own a halter top or cut-off shorts.
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09-25-2019 12:59
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As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
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08-05-2017 13:46
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It's so cold out I walked into my bank and the tellers were wearing ski masks
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01-07-2018 23:08 by
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Know how old I am? I still owe Blockbuster $2 for not rewinding St. Elmo's Fire.
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01-12-2018 09:40
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Common sense is so rare this days, it should almost be classified as a superpower
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01-17-2018 03:24
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Countries should not send athletes to the Olympics as a reward, but should send stupid people as a punishment. Your annoying coworker? Ski jumping. Natural selection as its best
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02-15-2018 11:34
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I just saved a$1,375.00 on my Visa card by not going to Disney World .
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02-17-2018 15:37
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Today I am contemplating how much longer I would live if someone shouted "Run for your life!"
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03-06-2018 12:30
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Horse racing is like NASCAR only slower and with poop.
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03-27-2018 10:37
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The Shining is my favorite Christmas movie about enjoying quality time with the family when you’re snowed in.
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12-06-2019 09:10
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The only wisdom that comes with age is knowing which stores have the nicer restrooms.
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11-25-2019 13:48
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I had a colonoscopy on Friday. Just let me say there are some things you should never use a Groupon for.
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11-23-2019 07:12
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So it's not a good idea to shoot finger guns at a man that's driving an armored truck. I know that now.
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01-09-2020 08:05
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Dear Science, You cloned a sheep named Dolly when you could have cloned a llama. A llama named Dolly. A Dolly Llama. That is all. Send.
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01-13-2020 09:20
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How do you know if a website really likes you or only wants you for your data
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