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Mom: Some scary old lady keeps FaceTiming me. Me: Mom, turn your camera around and she’ll go away.
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06-27-2018 13:37
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I thought Row vs. Wade was Washington's decision when he reached the Delaware.
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06-28-2018 10:00 by
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My mom never allowed violent video games. Just family-friendly board games with questions like, "Who murdered this guy with a pipe?"
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07-02-2018 09:49 by
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Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
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07-23-2018 02:35 by
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People that cheat on their taxes disgust me. This is not the world I want to raise my 28 dependents in...
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02-04-2020 23:59 by
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Due to the Quarantine, I’ll only be telling inside jokes.
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03-22-2020 08:04
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I’m working from home. But as a bartender.
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03-31-2020 12:44
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I saw a hipster wearing socks because it’s so cold.
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01-02-2018 05:48
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The people that are trying to make the world worse never take a day off, why should I? Light up the darkness.
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01-03-2018 05:54
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Now that the government has re-opened I guess I have to stop removing these mattress tags
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01-23-2018 15:07 by
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Word of the Day: Intaxication - That brief period of euphoria you feel between receiving a tax refund and then realizing it was your money to begin with.
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02-12-2018 06:59
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This is Assumption Club. I think we all know why we are here.
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03-06-2018 12:34
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Why does Flo from Progressive needs to have an apron on to sell insurance. Is there something dirty about insurance we should know about?
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03-13-2017 19:26 by
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Was wondering...when you have a mandatory meeting at work, why do the presenters always thank you for being there?
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03-15-2017 18:05
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I love coffee, but if someone with a British accent offers me crumpets and tea, l would totally cheat.
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04-30-2016 12:09
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Elon Musk should be awarded the Gold Medal of Freedom.
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04-26-2022 20:12
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When you're a kid, it makes you feel proud when someone says "Wow! You've gotten so big since the last time I saw you!" As an adult, not so much.
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06-04-2018 08:07
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I don't care how important you think you are. You should do what you learned in kindergarten and be patient and wait your turn.
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06-22-2017 08:27
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Too many of environmentally friendly philosophers in the world and not enough people willing to bend over to pick up a piece of garbage.
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02-22-2019 21:43 by
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If we aren't supposed to be too close to the microwave then why do they show us food twirling around in there?
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