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X says Word of the Day: Intaxication - That brief period of euphoria you feel between receiving a tax refund and then realizing it was your money to begin with.
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←Rate | 02-12-2018 06:59

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Shutup
Monday February 12, 2018 @ 04:34 PM

Still better than Obama getting it

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Ray
Tuesday February 13, 2018 @ 02:02 AM

BarackO is the best POTUS ever! Too bad that there's alot of idiots that we ended up with Trump.

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Tuesday February 13, 2018 @ 05:07 AM

^^ WAAAAAAAAAH!! WA, WA, WAAAAAAAAAAAH!! WAAAAAAAAAH!! WA, WA, WAAAAAAAAAAAH!! WAAAAAAAAAH!! WA, WA, WAAAAAAAAAAAH!! WAAAAAAAAAH!! WA, WA, WAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

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Thursday February 15, 2018 @ 09:06 AM

BarackO is the best POS ever! There, I corrected your spelling Ray......

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Down with 45
Thursday March 22, 2018 @ 10:11 AM

Trumph can suck a big one! orange cheating pos

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