anonymous Funny Status Messages

   spinning in his new office chair so I am away, now I am back, away again and back.

   usually good looking, but today is his day off.

   busy fighting all her other personalities Crazy, Neurotic, and Shy on who gets to write the status message today….to be continued

   Never Ever Ever Play leap Frog with A Unicorn

   eating mushrooms and chasing white rabbits.

   used to live in the real world but he got evicted

   may contain nuts.

   likes big butts and he cannot lie

   the reason Waldo is hiding

   wants you to read this status. Keep reading it... There, now I have full control over your mind. Now give me a hot dog!

   finding the cure for hunger.

   "used to have superpowers, but hisher therapist took them away. "

   wondering why its called a search party....

   running out of places to hide the bodies...

   Schizophrenic, and so am I.

   cute but psycho..things even out

   sometimes your the windshield; sometimes your the bug.

   never fakes it!

   will return after a brief word from our sponsors

   Two people in every one is a schizophrenic.