Bill Funny Status Messages

   rael, I will trade my Obama for your Netanyahu and I will even throw in Joe Biden if you want him........

   Now we finally know what Obama was hiding on his birth certificate. Under favorite band, it says: "Nickleback."

   World Cup in Qatar? Does that mean 2024 Summer Olympics in Baghdad or Kabul?

   (_̅_̲̲̲̲̲̅̅̅̅̅̅̅_̅__̅_̅_̅()~~~ passs it!!!

   FYI West Coast friends: If your just waking up, you might want to put floaties on. Just saying......

   giving up Pabst Blue Ribbon for Lent.. first few days are always the hardest

   I think I want a 3D bigscreen, now I just need 3 grand....

   I ate all of the Girl Scout cookies : ( Do you think Michelle Obama would mind if I buy some more??

   just heard a rumor that President Obama is going to hire Servpro (Like it never even happened) to remove the remaining water out of BP's oil in the Gulf of Mexico........

   BREAKING NEWS: Mubarak to remain in office, "I will step down when the Cleveland Cavaliers win a game." More details coming soon.......

   I got my Do-si-dos. Sad thing is I'm about to eat the whole box, I'll be mad at myself later...........

   Did the Colonel really call President Obama his son?? Why am I not surprised.........

   Breaking News: Governor Scott Walker to announce Omar Suleiman as his vice-governor in Wisconsin.........