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   messageicon Next time you go to Cedar Point and ride on a roller coaster, take some spare bolts with you and tell the person in front of you, “Dude, these came out of your seat
←Rate | 05-10-2025 07:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think the salesman at Bob's Discount Furniture misunderstood when I told him I wanted one nightstand.
←Rate | 05-10-2025 07:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I dont know who baby daddy need to hear this but Walmart got Mother’s Day cards in 4 packs
←Rate | 05-10-2025 07:05 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27.
←Rate | 05-10-2025 07:04 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you're not Catholic. Kindly shut the f**k about the new Pope.
←Rate | 05-09-2025 18:20 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Come on be funny again
←Rate | 05-09-2025 15:53 by Darkharbinger Comments (0)  


   messageicon There you go.
←Rate | 05-09-2025 14:25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You can post jokes by successful comedians here, yet you get some los€r flaming the t¿umbs d○wn tab a hundred times. The sorriest s¡t€ on the internet.
←Rate | 05-09-2025 12:50 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Aliens: Planet Earth is strange. The male of the human species' primary focus is to insert a body part into a stench filled opening of a female body part. There are exceptions that also make no sense..
←Rate | 05-09-2025 08:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Marginalized People refers to those who prefer margarine over butter.
←Rate | 05-09-2025 08:31 by Fezzi Comments (0)  


   messageicon F*ck cancer
←Rate | 05-08-2025 13:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Aww poor baby! Do you want some cheese with your wine?
←Rate | 05-07-2025 19:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "The president's economic reset over the next 3-6 months might be a little rocky...." A little? BAWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
←Rate | 05-07-2025 10:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Your bark is worse than your bite... but your leg humping is quite pleasurable.
←Rate | 05-05-2025 08:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Our world would be a much better place if Jesus would hold a press conference.
←Rate | 05-05-2025 08:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just when I think I'm not a very good Catholic, I remember that the previous Pope wasn't a very good Catholic either.
←Rate | 05-04-2025 07:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If an old dude ever gives you advice while peeling an apple with a pocket knife and eating pieces right off the blade, you should probably take it.
←Rate | 05-04-2025 06:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish I was a broad so I could look at my b00bs. Wait. I have b00bs. Never mind.
←Rate | 05-03-2025 14:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What had 200 legs and no pubic hair? Front row at a Taylor Swift concert
←Rate | 05-01-2025 16:52 by Bo Comments (0)  


   messageicon The president's economic reset over the next 3-6 months might be a little rocky, but the USA is entering a Golden Age of prosperity. Great for the kids! 🙂
←Rate | 05-01-2025 12:23 Comments (0)  



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