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► Play The Moments ▌▌ Pause The Memories ■ Stop The Pain ◄◄ Rewind The Happiness.
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06-04-2010 07:10 by
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2 eyes to see... 2 ears to hear... 2 hands to hold... 2 legs to walk... but 1 heart? Because the other was given to someone else... for us to find.
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06-04-2010 07:13 by
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Thoughts lead to words... Words lead to actions... Actions build your character... Your character determines your destiny.
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06-04-2010 07:20 by
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
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06-04-2010 07:23 by
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Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
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06-04-2010 07:29 by
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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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06-04-2010 07:48 by
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I'm thinking of removing all the keys off my friend's keyboard and replacing them in a random order.
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06-04-2010 08:19 by
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Some people rake leaves, others blow them. I prefer the flamethrower, it's fun for the whole neighborhood.
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06-04-2010 13:02 by
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If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else's, we'd grab ours back.
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06-04-2010 13:04 by
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I'm beginning to suspect the only reason I'm not hungover is because I'm still drunk.
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06-04-2010 13:09 by
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Facebook is perfect for me. It's the c0cktail party where you don't have to wait your turn to speak.
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06-04-2010 13:53 by
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I'm going back to traffic school to get my Masters.
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06-04-2010 14:12 by
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Please don't ever change! I always want to be better than you.
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06-04-2010 14:30 by
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I'd let you talk more, but you're not as interesting as I am.
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06-04-2010 14:38 by
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You may write me down in history with your bitter, twisted lies... You may trod me in the very dirt... But still, like the dust, I'll rise!
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06-05-2010 11:41 by
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I have a new philosophy to foster peace and harmony in the universe: GIVE ME WHAT I WANT WHEN I WANT IT.
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06-05-2010 12:52 by
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I've decided that, instead of being a good example, I'll be a warning.
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06-05-2010 12:59 by
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I took your survey, sent you a round, tended your garden, poked you, hugged you, and sent you 10 useless gifts. It's hard being a Facebook friend.
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06-05-2010 13:00 by
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I read the rules and decided they are stupid so I will be making my own from now on.
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06-05-2010 13:01 by
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I know where children get their energy... they drain it from their parents!
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06-05-2010 13:05 by
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