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Made it through Irene's rain band. They could use a new lead singer and a drummer.
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08-26-2011 11:09 by
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I have a drinking problem and don't intend on doing a thing about it!
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09-16-2011 21:25 by
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Marriage should have an expression date!
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02-05-2012 01:24 by
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Never knew if my father would hit us or the bottle!
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02-05-2012 01:22 by
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What is the weight limit on this roller coaster ??.....Because I am a little over my goal weight right now!!
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01-08-2012 23:07 by
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Claiming my heart back, wrapping it up in aluminum foil and putting it back in the freezer. You dig?
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12-13-2011 23:42 by
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my son just said he just blew the ship up..."Daddy that is S..H..I..P.. not the bad word Ok"?
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06-06-2011 07:20 by
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Does Roseetta Stone work? I want to learn to speak Mexican!
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08-22-2012 01:59 by
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John Wayne Toilet Tissue: It's Rough - It's Tough And It Don't Take Crap Off Anyone
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06-13-2012 23:30 by
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Just did the Ancestry.com DNA swab....Now the cops want to talk with me!! #StalkersLife
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03-16-2016 00:11 by
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Setting here wrapping presents with one hand. If someone finds a band aid in theirs Don't touch it, I'm still waiting on them test results.
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12-22-2013 18:55 by
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Why did the turtle cross the road? ...To get to the shell station!
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04-18-2014 10:45 by
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"Latin , Latin smooth as satin que hora es it's Latin time!!"
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05-20-2012 15:05 by
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When dropping off prescriptions for two people with the same name...make sure the dates of birth are correct. Apparently my 12 year old is on Blood Presure meds now...
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03-28-2013 21:29 by
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