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There are some 35–45 year old men who think Cyber Monday means something else...
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11-28-2011 13:31 by
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My Holiday Lights Tour starts in 10 mins. Free booze and spraypaint. No cops! Seriously, if you're a cop you have to say so.
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12-10-2011 11:24 by
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Forget dude below me and the damn rodent. I'm predicting winter will last until March 20, 2012, at 1:14 A.M. (EDT)
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02-02-2012 16:06 by
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When it rains in LA it's the tears of all the unemployed party clowns.
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11-21-2011 09:01 by
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I say we consolidate all ska bands into one giant ska band, unless that's what happened already.
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12-02-2011 19:29 by
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This morning at breakfast, I think I got some cheap Russian Alphabits - half of the R's were backwards!
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03-07-2012 10:11 by
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I've been trying to throw away this trash can for the past 2 months & the garbage men just keep leaving it on the sidewalk.
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05-23-2012 10:41 by
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One time on Long Island I saw an all-Guido adaptation of 'Life is Beautiful' called 'Life is Freakin' Mint, Yo.'
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01-09-2012 11:25 by
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Dictators dress to oppress.
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01-23-2012 11:22 by
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She was using them for years before she found out they were lint rollers and not for waxing your taint.
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02-18-2012 12:06 by
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I need a new, non-fatal to flamingos way to deal with stress.
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10-24-2011 11:23 by
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I just saw Tom from MySpace on Google +... You know the site sux when the sites creator hauls a$$!
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09-23-2011 13:43 by
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Whenever I'm driving and I see a baby stroller in someones trash I always think. Oh boy... someone f***ed up.
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10-05-2011 11:24 by
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Tonight has been brought to you by WTF?
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11-20-2011 09:26 by
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Bad News: On a test run last night, Santa was sucked into the engine of a Russian military jet & turned into red mist.
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12-14-2011 10:18 by
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Wife: My gynocolagist says I can't have sex for two weeks. Husband: What did your dentist say?
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05-23-2012 10:39 by
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Karing about Kardashians is Kulturally Kreepy & Kognitively Korrosive.
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10-17-2011 09:52 by
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Nobody likes coming to this gas station anymore because of all the stabbings, but those hardly ever happen before 5pm.
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10-31-2011 09:51 by
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I'm the guy who spits his gum in the urinal.
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12-12-2011 16:51 by
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Michael Imperioli is really pissed off about tequila.
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12-02-2011 16:02 by
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