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   messageicon I hate how many French people play Call of Duty 4, you usually get 'host ended game' before any bullets have been fired.
←Rate | 09-28-2012 10:04 by facebookcom/CruelUnusualJokes Comments (0)  


   messageicon Abstinence makes the arm grow stronger... at least one of them anyway.
←Rate | 10-20-2012 12:15 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon needs a shirt that says "Relax! It's not Swine Flu, it's just my allergies.
←Rate | 04-12-2010 21:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm picturing you naked right now. Airbrushed, Photoshopped and digitally enhanced, but totally naked...
←Rate | 04-23-2010 13:27 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you have time to whine and complain about something then you have the time to do something about it
←Rate | 04-27-2010 16:22 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen.
←Rate | 05-13-2010 08:19 Comments (0)  


   messageicon if it is not on wikipedia, then you are wrong, lady
←Rate | 05-13-2010 20:28 by one Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some people use the power of positive thinking..... others you can be positive that they're not thinking
←Rate | 05-20-2010 16:32 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Scent" is the sense most tied to memory. "Common" is the sense least tied to people.
←Rate | 05-23-2010 13:54 by Leeferd Comments (0)  


   messageicon just written "You have no new messages" on a piece of paper, put it in a bottle and thrown it far out to sea.
←Rate | 06-08-2010 05:34 by @SteveHarvey_ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bing is a great website, for internet searches. I know this, because I Googled it.
←Rate | 06-08-2010 13:54 by MatthewPacheco Comments (4)  


   messageicon Wishing your pets could talk is fun until you remember everything you've ever done in front of your pets...
←Rate | 06-12-2010 08:28 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering when BP is going to change the warning label on its gas from; Product contains up to 10% Ethanol, to, Product contains up to 50% salt water....
←Rate | 06-15-2010 19:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have accumulated considerable wealth which, along with my collection of firearms, makes me very attractive to women. (Every rap song)
←Rate | 06-18-2010 18:41 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you got a problem with your woman dont go out and get another woman cause now you got 2 problems
←Rate | 09-13-2010 17:06 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'd rather have my arms fall off than make two trips carrying in groceries.
←Rate | 09-20-2010 15:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I find it helps to organize chores into categories: Things I won't do now; Things I won't do later; and, Things I'll never do.
←Rate | 09-29-2010 11:37 by Aaron Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth. ;)
←Rate | 10-01-2010 13:31 by Heather25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some people should come with subtitles.
←Rate | 10-03-2010 22:00 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to like you?
←Rate | 10-11-2010 01:25 by goodeolboy Comments (0)  



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