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I hate how many French people play Call of Duty 4, you usually get 'host ended game' before any bullets have been fired.
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09-28-2012 10:04 by
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Abstinence makes the arm grow stronger... at least one of them anyway.
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10-20-2012 12:15 by
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needs a shirt that says "Relax! It's not Swine Flu, it's just my allergies.
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04-12-2010 21:08
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I'm picturing you naked right now. Airbrushed, Photoshopped and digitally enhanced, but totally naked...
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04-23-2010 13:27 by
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If you have time to whine and complain about something then you have the time to do something about it
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04-27-2010 16:22 by
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Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen.
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05-13-2010 08:19
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if it is not on wikipedia, then you are wrong, lady
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05-13-2010 20:28 by
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Some people use the power of positive thinking..... others you can be positive that they're not thinking
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05-20-2010 16:32
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"Scent" is the sense most tied to memory. "Common" is the sense least tied to people.
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05-23-2010 13:54 by
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just written "You have no new messages" on a piece of paper, put it in a bottle and thrown it far out to sea.
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06-08-2010 05:34 by
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Bing is a great website, for internet searches. I know this, because I Googled it.
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06-08-2010 13:54 by
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Wishing your pets could talk is fun until you remember everything you've ever done in front of your pets...
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06-12-2010 08:28 by
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wondering when BP is going to change the warning label on its gas from; Product contains up to 10% Ethanol, to, Product contains up to 50% salt water....
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06-15-2010 19:00
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I have accumulated considerable wealth which, along with my collection of firearms, makes me very attractive to women. (Every rap song)
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06-18-2010 18:41 by
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If you got a problem with your woman dont go out and get another woman cause now you got 2 problems
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09-13-2010 17:06 by
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I'd rather have my arms fall off than make two trips carrying in groceries.
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09-20-2010 15:09
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I find it helps to organize chores into categories: Things I won't do now; Things I won't do later; and, Things I'll never do.
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09-29-2010 11:37 by
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I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth. ;)
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10-01-2010 13:31 by
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Some people should come with subtitles.
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10-03-2010 22:00 by
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Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to like you?
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10-11-2010 01:25 by
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