paulb808 Funny Status Messages

   ok....am I the only one that sings "Come on Irene" laughs then knows I shouldnt?

   facebook – Never letting you forget any of the douchebags you've fuct

   There's this new gay Asian (Gaysain?) guy at work who has a crush on me. I got his Fb friend request while he was sitting next to me. I had to accept it right? Right?

   Humans will die out. We're weak. Dinosaurs survived on rotten flesh. You got diarrhea last week from a Wendy's

   yesterday my five year old Hawaiian son used the word taint and I asked him where he heard that word and he replied "Walmart"

   ̿̿̿ ̿' ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ this is a stick-up... give me ALL yo [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]!