anonymous Funny Status Messages

   would give her right arm to be ambidextrous

   back..by popular demand!

   somewhere over the rainbow

   the person your mom warned you about!

   Change is inevitable... Unless your a vending machine

   wonders where Puff the Magic Dragon gets the good stuff

   rearranging furniture at the home for the blind

   says "Oh, you hate your job, and you don't have enough money" Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet right down the street at the place called EVERYWHERE!".

   running with scissors!

   lives in a pineapple under the sea.

   thinking about sex, every 15 nanoseconds.

   not a complete idiot, some pieces are missing!

   just passed a Leopluradon on his/her way to Candy Mountain

   things to do 2day- 1: get up 2: survive 3: go back to bed

   save water...drink beer

   calling doctor after 4 hour erection

   dangerously under-medicated

   Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people is crazy, check 3 friends, if they are ok, you're it.

   going to the store. Do you want anything?

   now available without a prescription