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The best part about babysitting the grandkids..... Being able to drink on the job!!
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05-18-2013 20:29 by
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We all should pee slow and sporadic tonight in honor of Dick Trickle.... RIP
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05-17-2013 01:41 by
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If you had told me 30 years ago that I'd be talking to strangers on the Internet all day, I woulda told you to shut up and pack another bowl....
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05-16-2013 22:22 by
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Breaking: President Obama says his favorite musical group is Scandal
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05-16-2013 12:26 by
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I want you all to know, if I win the Powerball tonight.... I'm still going to show up to Facebook tomorrow.
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05-15-2013 18:11 by
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Angelina Jolie getting a double mastectomy to reduce the risk of breast cancer is like me cutting my junk off because I might bet blue balls
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05-15-2013 06:22 by
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Summary: IRS sorry about abusing govt power, now register your guns you paranoid freaks.
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05-10-2013 15:00 by
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FYI - Police say Boston Marathon bomber has been buried in undisclosed location. Hopefully wrapped in bacon with a Bible on his chest...
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05-09-2013 10:49 by
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I say we bury Boston bomber, Tamerlan Tsarnaev's body at Westboro Baptist Church....
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05-06-2013 12:50 by
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I came out of the closet while getting dressed this morning, yet, no news story....
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05-01-2013 09:56 by
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Somewhere, skeletons and secret gays are fighting over closet space...
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04-30-2013 15:34 by
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Just saw a sign for a suicide helpline on the back of a bus. Wouldn't it be a lot more helpful if it was on the front?
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04-24-2013 16:07 by
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Okay, Earth Day is over, we can start f**king up the planet again........
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04-23-2013 08:53 by
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FYI - All backpacks are suspicious. Carry your $hit in your hands...
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04-19-2013 10:18 by
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And there are some that say I don't need an AR-15 and 30 round mags. Yeah right....
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04-19-2013 07:12 by
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My brain during the day: I need a nap.... My brain at night: I wonder why the Earth was placed exactly here & allowed us to sustain human life....
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04-18-2013 13:36 by
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I'd like to Jack Bauer this alleged Saudi suspect....
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04-15-2013 20:29 by
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Maybe we should just crop dust North Korea with Chronic Smoke! Just calm that whole area down a bit! I'm sure Colorado could support the mission......
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04-05-2013 21:07 by
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Don't worry guy's, my family could hold off North Korea by ourselves......
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04-05-2013 20:34 by
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Wow....Thought I was passing a kidney stone, but it was just a jellybean. I'm good.
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04-02-2013 18:44 by
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