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09-13-2010 14:10 by lemonpillow
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at Ground Zero instead of a mosque they should construct a couple of tall buildings for global trade and commerce. They should be called something like the World Trade Center
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09-12-2010 08:54 by Lemonpillow
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Here's a secret tip for X-files fans: Drink two bottles of vodka. You'll invariably wake up in a strange place with all recollections of the previous nights events mysteriously "erased".
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09-09-2010 13:42 by lemonpillow
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I will never forget what my dear old Grandad said to me just before he kicked the bucket.He said, "Sarah... how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"
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09-04-2010 14:25 by lemonpillow
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Did you hear about the new magazine for married men published by Playboy? It has the same pictures month after month after month after month after month....
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09-04-2010 07:46 by lemonpillow
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I went to see my doctor. "Doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror, I feel like throwing up. What's wrong with me?" He said "I don't know but your eyesight is perfect."
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09-02-2010 13:13 by lemonpillow
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Why do repairmen never have the part they need to fix something and say they'll come back in a few days when they get it? It's like a cop showing up to arrest someone and saying "Oh sorry. Looks like I'll need handcuffs. I'll be back in few days with them
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08-31-2010 13:33 by lemonpillow
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I'm sorry,Mr. Wasp,but I had to kill you. You're too stupid to see my kitchen window and kept smacking into it. And too stupid to see me trying to help you. Stupidity isn't acceptable in my household. You had to go.