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I need to get a gun rack for the work truck to hold two things important in my life right now...job prints and my fishing pole.
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02-23-2012 10:56 by
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Family Rule: Always give the first pancake to the person you dislike the most in your household.
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02-19-2012 11:52 by
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Hey toilette paper manufactures, you think you can make the last six sheets a courtesy red? Thanks
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02-18-2012 19:54 by
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Why is it when I'm on my lunch break my wall is hella quiet. Then from 12:30 to 3:30 all sorts of drama happens...jerks, I wanna be in the loop!
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02-03-2012 15:08 by
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Contrary to popular belief, "Puppy Pimps" is not a good name for a dog breeder.
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02-02-2012 13:05 by
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Hopefully Don Cornelius really is on the Soul Train to Heaven...
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02-01-2012 13:28 by
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...it's ok that it's not movie quality!.
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02-01-2012 09:35 by
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Heads up folks. Apparently the little AAA stickers don't count as "proof" of insurance. That is all...
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01-31-2012 15:33 by
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Sorry Toby Keith. If they ever come out with a "Mossy Oak" design, your song about the "red" Solo cup is screwed!!!
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01-30-2012 15:26 by
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Twenty two seconds ago I wanted to punch you in the face...stupid commercial.
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01-26-2012 23:11 by
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I BUY all my cassettes at truck stops. Suck it SOPA
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01-20-2012 15:51 by
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Watching the Cowboys. The John Wayne ones, not the loosing ones.
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01-14-2012 21:00 by
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If I ever get caught soliciting a prostitute, I'm going to say "These aren't the droids I've been looking for!".
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01-12-2012 13:44 by
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To the guy that just passed me with a "General Lee" car on his trailer, I HATE YOU!
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01-11-2012 15:13 by
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"For the last time woman, it's an ACTION figure!!!"
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01-11-2012 10:47 by
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Every town has a "pink" house. Really, what the hell is up with that?!?
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12-28-2011 10:17 by
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Settling in for the night with a glass of orange juice and the Dukes of Hazzard.
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12-28-2011 01:03 by
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So if I win the Mega Millions tonight, maybe I can move my name from my shirt to the front of the building at work ((fingers crossed)).
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12-27-2011 18:09 by
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I hate when I'm sitting on bleachers and Half my nutsack falls asleep!WTF
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12-27-2011 15:25 by
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When first talking to your kids about Santa, don't say he's God's drunk brother in law. Trust me...
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12-25-2011 05:20 by
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