migasjoe Funny Status Messages

   This new season of 24 sucks...Jack Bauer hasn't had to kill anyone yet

   There are two types of women - one with perfect make-up, great hair, sexy clothing, fresh nail polish, and incredible shoes . . . and one with kids!

   Fake people wish you the best... as long as it benefits them. I call em' PENNIES... twofaced and worthless

   why is Betty White singing at halftime of the Super Bowl??

   Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder

   VH1 is playing all Whitney videos right now. I forgot about some of these song. Then again, I forgot what a video was

   dont worry if you find yourself alone on Valentines Day...its not the end of the World...thats still 10 months away

   Am I the only one that finds it ironic that only one company is allowed to make the game Monopoly...

   my ex was so fat she used to but her belt on with a boomerrang

   happy birthday to all those born today in 1928...celebrating their 21st birthday

   Watching Linda Barrett exit the pool for the 1363rd time...Doesn't anybody knock anymore!!!

   feeling a little under the weather...I wonder if there is anything on TV tomorrow if I have to miss work

   Sometimes the problem with reality is the lack of background music.

   A synonym is a word you use when you can't remember how to spell the other word.

   Bubba Watson looks like Latka from the TV show Taxi

   would like to thank all the micro-brewerys out there for making my alcoholism appear to be no more than a fun hobby

   RIP MCA...my generation will be forever in debt for the way you fought for our right to party...

   looks like God was look look lookin at his Gucci and decided it was about that time

   My wife says I look tough with my headphones on...she doesnt need to know I am listening to Annie

   It's time to go to bed when there is no more beer!!! I think Ben Franklin said this