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Breaking news the 5th Dentist caved and now 5 out 5 recommend trident gum!!!!!!!!
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05-31-2012 00:06 by
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Just treated my nostrils to a Brazilian!!
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06-02-2012 17:17 by
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I was tickling a toad on his right flipper! Frog giggles amuse me!
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06-08-2012 00:04 by
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With soaring gas prices and my abnormally sized feet, I am thinking that I will be Yabba-dabba-dooing it to work this week!
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06-12-2012 15:16 by
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enjoying the sounds of a 2 year old having a meltdown...so soothing
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06-13-2012 19:59 by
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John Wayne Toilet Tissue: It's Rough - It's Tough And It Don't Take Crap Off Anyone
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06-13-2012 23:30 by
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"Step one: Cut a hole in the box!"
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06-15-2012 00:53 by
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I don't get this hole poking thing.
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06-15-2012 19:53 by
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I spend 500% of my life exaggerating!
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06-16-2012 15:24 by
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I want to be famous and make a cure that saves tens of people!
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06-17-2012 14:33 by
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Find your little island of "OK" in a vast sea of "Holy crap!"
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06-19-2012 21:03 by
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I do feel that it is appropriate for us all to get on our knees and thank the good Lord that spiders do not fly.
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06-21-2012 21:10 by
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New condom slogan...."Wrap it in latex or give her your paychex."
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06-29-2012 21:51 by
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Hit "Like" if you're tired of everyone on Facebook telling you to hit "Like."
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07-02-2012 09:20 by
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50 Shades of Grey..Girls can't wait to read it and Guys can't wait for the movie!
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07-04-2012 00:05 by
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Hey someone tell the Sun to stop showing off!!
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07-05-2012 19:05 by
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Thanks to all you that could join my FLASH MOB in London. WE DID IT!!!
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07-27-2012 20:52 by
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When are these Olympic nuts gonna get it? Hot chicks, in bikinis, jumping on trampolines. The perfect opening ceremony. It can be applied to half time shows too.
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07-27-2012 21:17 by
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Wonder what events al-Qaeda will be participating in.
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07-27-2012 22:10 by
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The women's US gymnastics team is awesome! I have never seen more beautiful floor exercises, high bars or labia majora in my life.
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07-31-2012 22:37 by
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