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Hopefully Don Cornelius really is on the Soul Train to Heaven...
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02-01-2012 13:28 by
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Contrary to popular belief, "Puppy Pimps" is not a good name for a dog breeder.
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02-02-2012 13:05 by
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Why is it when I'm on my lunch break my wall is hella quiet. Then from 12:30 to 3:30 all sorts of drama happens...jerks, I wanna be in the loop!
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02-03-2012 15:08 by
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Hey toilette paper manufactures, you think you can make the last six sheets a courtesy red? Thanks
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02-18-2012 19:54 by
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Family Rule: Always give the first pancake to the person you dislike the most in your household.
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02-19-2012 11:52 by
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I need to get a gun rack for the work truck to hold two things important in my life right now...job prints and my fishing pole.
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02-23-2012 10:56 by
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In light of the higher gas prices, the rapper "Fifty-Cent" will now be known as 1/16th of a Gallon. That is all...
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02-27-2012 14:39 by
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Funny how some women will spend over a hundred dollars for products to clean their face, yet purchase the cheapest toilette paper to clean their A$$.
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02-28-2012 12:21 by
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Today is worse than the day my brothers broke my nose with their stupid football. RIP Davy- Marsha B
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02-29-2012 20:11 by
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When I'm the designated driver, I want to look cool ordering my drink. So I ask for a Jack and Dr. Pepper hold the Jack.
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03-07-2012 01:17 by
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I'm gon' do it, gon' do it Gon' do it, do it, do it
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03-08-2012 16:54 by
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I wish the string on my weedeater had a Hollywood clip.
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03-10-2012 12:37 by
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23% of households today have a "new" roll of toilette paper sitting on the empty roll.
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03-15-2012 17:17 by
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This day thirty years ago, I gave the old excuse "My underwear are!".
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03-17-2012 18:05 by
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Crushed ice, needs to be placed higher on a pedastool.
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03-20-2012 15:33 by
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(posted on my wife's wall this morning) Good morning Sunshine. You see that stack of bills on the counter? That's how many times I thought of you today...
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03-22-2012 12:13 by
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Today, I ask that everyone read my posts in the voice of Forrest Gump.
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03-22-2012 12:32 by
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Hey Janet Lehman, how about I send you MY program for free? It's called a BELT!! You're welcome
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03-22-2012 13:45 by
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Just nailed the "She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys.." part on Hotel California.....don't judge
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03-23-2012 18:19 by
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Kind of shocked more professional fisherman aren't driving metal flaked vehicles as well.
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03-26-2012 22:44 by
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