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The Allstate guy doesn't count as a black friend.
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01-28-2012 00:37 by
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íts funnч hσw whєn ím σn thє phσnє í wαndєr tσ plαcєs ín mч hσusє í nєvєr gσ.
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01-28-2012 13:00 by
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Before you try to change others, remember how hard it is to change yourself.
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01-30-2012 11:17 by
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What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off? Spit, swallow, and gargle.
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01-30-2012 20:49 by
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-Thinking about the time I got head so good I drooled in her hair by mistake o.0
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01-31-2012 10:29 by
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I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters.. do they just give you a bra and say, "here fill this out"..?
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01-31-2012 19:09 by
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Happy Friday dance (((( ( • why • ) )))) shake'em
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02-03-2012 13:07 by
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If anybody slips and falls down at mid field in the second half I'm blaming the sweat that dripped from Madonna's vag.
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02-05-2012 20:36 by
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Girl's idea of Valentine's Day. (っ˘з(˘.˘ )♥ Guy's idea of Valentine's Day ( • )( •ԅ(ˆ⌣ˆԅ)
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02-10-2012 14:21 by
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Some families argue over pizza toppings. We argue over who's gunna keester a balloon of dope for my Aunt when we visit her in Jail tomorrow.
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02-10-2012 23:56 by
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If you don't use 1:11, 2:22 or 3:33 when starting the microwave you have yet to unlock my level of laziness.
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02-11-2012 20:57 by
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RIP to the millions of people who die every day and don't get recognized
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02-12-2012 01:32 by
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I mean, we all grieve in our own ways. She chose to listen to The Bodyguard soundtrack all night. I chose $1,100 worth of lap dances.
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02-12-2012 11:41 by
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I could have lived forever without knowing grandpa had a 'dong down to his knees' but thanks for the visual grandma.
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02-12-2012 19:06 by
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My wife's always walking into things and getting hurt. Yesterday it was our bedroom while I was fu*king her sister.
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02-12-2012 20:08 by
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Who let Tony Bennett out of the nursing home?
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02-12-2012 22:38 by
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Paul McCartney looks like my uncle Fred after a 12 pack.
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02-12-2012 23:59 by
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I think I'd rather hear gunshots coming from my parents bedroom than hear one more second of Chris Brown tonight.
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02-13-2012 00:02 by
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Last night my wife and I had a dinner party. About Halfway through it, I decided to walk the dog. My wife went mental and told me to grow up and stop doing tricks with my yoyo.
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02-16-2012 15:48 by
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That moment of epic sadness when you shut down the computer and then you realize that you need it again.
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02-16-2012 16:13 by
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