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   messageicon under your bed
←Rate | 04-13-2008 23:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon the reason the chicken crossed the road...
←Rate | 04-14-2008 10:33 by Bm Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore, when you can just pick them up off the beach for free?"
←Rate | 04-14-2008 20:46 by Vicki Dc Comments (0)  


   messageicon "If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?"
←Rate | 04-14-2008 20:52 by Vicki Dc Comments (1)  


   messageicon please don't follow in my footsteps coz I walk into walls
←Rate | 04-14-2008 20:57 by Vicki Dc Comments (0)  


   messageicon It may be the early bird that gets the worm. But it?s the second mouse that gets the cheese.
←Rate | 04-14-2008 20:59 by Vicki Dc Comments (0)  


   messageicon doing the hula hula dance
←Rate | 04-15-2008 13:52 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon eating mushrooms and chasing white rabbits.
←Rate | 04-16-2008 09:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon tired of chasing his dreams. I'm just going to ask where they are going and hook up with them later.
←Rate | 04-16-2008 09:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon only here while supplies last
←Rate | 04-16-2008 17:23 by Don Comments (0)  


   messageicon wants a hug
←Rate | 04-16-2008 19:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon busier than a cucumber in a woman's prison.
←Rate | 04-17-2008 13:10 Comments (11)  


   messageicon wondering who are you
←Rate | 04-18-2008 00:57 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon pretty fly for a white guy
←Rate | 04-18-2008 09:22 by Fsujulia Comments (0)  


   messageicon "beating cancer, and by cancer he means children."
←Rate | 04-19-2008 09:52 by Shir Decker | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Mclovin' it.
←Rate | 04-19-2008 09:53 by Shir Decker Comments (0)  


   messageicon what Willis was talking about...
←Rate | 04-19-2008 09:54 by Shir Decker Comments (0)  


   messageicon "the center of attention, even when he's up against the wall"
←Rate | 04-19-2008 09:58 by Shir Decker Comments (0)  


   messageicon no longer a clown rapist... He like bunnies now
←Rate | 04-19-2008 10:00 by Shir Decker | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon just not the same since that house fell on my sister
←Rate | 04-22-2008 09:01 Comments (0)  



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