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When things in your life don't add up, use math. It solves problems!
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02-16-2011 21:58 by
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Paula Deen just got chopped!
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06-21-2013 18:46 by
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Santa is the original Voyager!
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11-28-2011 22:32 by
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Breaking news the 5th Dentist caved and now 5 out 5 recommend trident gum!!!!!!!!
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05-31-2012 00:06 by
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I had a serious talk with my crew supervisor today, because nobody showed up for work. I told him we needed to let ONE go not JUAN...
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11-14-2010 17:55 by
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E-Harmony: Dislikes: "Women who shoot their gun sideways!!"
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09-18-2011 15:03 by
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I was tickling a toad on his right flipper! Frog giggles amuse me!
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06-08-2012 00:04 by
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OMG! I just had a full grown GOOSE poop on my windshield! Looks like I just got egged. Go back to Canada!
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02-12-2011 15:44 by
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Got in a fight. You should see the other guys....they are perfectly fine.
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06-14-2011 01:38 by
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My family is from so far out in the country that my mammy doesn't know she is free. No one will tell her b/c her cornbread off the hook.
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12-26-2011 22:37 by
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I miss being able to hang up rotary phone on people!
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09-14-2011 01:57 by
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You smell like you passed through the system of a 90 year old!
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09-17-2011 15:55 by
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I make ME laugh!!
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09-17-2011 15:54 by
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Texting angry....All CAPPS!!
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02-05-2012 01:27 by
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My father was a professional wrestler. He hit us but did not hit us!!
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02-05-2012 01:18 by
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I don't get this hole poking thing.
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06-15-2012 19:53 by
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Yesterday it was fish, shrimp, and crabs. Tonight I'm just fishing for compliments.
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09-10-2011 12:27 by
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I am most like a mushroom. I am a fungi!
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02-05-2011 01:50 by
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My son's Parrot just tweeted about his current living conditions!
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03-30-2013 23:52 by
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OUCH!!! I just got bit by a Horse Fly with an over bite!!
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07-23-2011 18:25 by
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