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   messageicon not really rude, she just says what everybody else is thinking.
←Rate | 10-09-2010 19:44 by Heather25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Due to the current economy....I will no longer accept a penny for my thoughts. I want $1 for them now.
←Rate | 10-10-2010 10:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The voices in my head have switched to sign language just to mess with me.
←Rate | 10-10-2010 22:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon anything more annoying then a stupid person who clearly doesn't know they are stupid!?
←Rate | 10-11-2010 18:42 by Heather25 Comments (1)  


   messageicon For those of you who like to STIR THE POT..be sure you get a good grip on the handle!!
←Rate | 10-11-2010 18:44 by Heather25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Strangers have the best candy.
←Rate | 10-16-2010 22:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you are what you eat, then I'm fast, cheap, and easy.
←Rate | 01-17-2010 02:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon please don't interrupt me while I am ignoring you.
←Rate | 02-26-2010 02:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If it wasn't for my superior willpower, I might be exercising right now!◕ ‿ ◕
←Rate | 03-27-2010 01:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you can't be a good example, be a warning...
←Rate | 03-30-2010 17:52 Comments (0)  


   messageicon enjoyed watching some jerk at Starbucks get upset because he had to wait 4 minutes for them to brew a new pot of decaf.
←Rate | 09-01-2009 21:13 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon The same people who are pushing "Pregnant Men Emoji's" are canceling you for "Misinformation."
←Rate | 01-30-2022 10:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon This Just In: James Comey, died in a car accident tomorrow .....
←Rate | 10-29-2016 20:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Clinton supporters, CLASSY BUNCH THEY ARE.
←Rate | 11-10-2016 06:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Oh Snap..I missed the Oscars again. That makes 35 yrs. in a row now.
←Rate | 02-27-2017 09:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just want to hang out with my friends, regardless of race, and make fun of idiots....regardless of race.
←Rate | 07-09-2016 02:25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It surely can't be a coincidence that Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog share the same middle name.
←Rate | 07-27-2016 16:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wasn't planning on giving Christmas gifts this year until I heard about those exploding Samsung Galaxy phones.
←Rate | 09-13-2016 04:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon That moment when you accidently pour too much alcohol into your drink and you have to tough it out because Mama didn't raise a quitter....
←Rate | 10-21-2016 09:54 Comments (0)  


   messageicon As I've gotten older, every time I look in the mirror I see my dad more and more. I guess its time to move out, its starting to get weird.
←Rate | 06-09-2012 07:52 by gay jeffery Comments (0)  



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