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not really rude, she just says what everybody else is thinking.
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10-09-2010 19:44 by
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Due to the current economy....I will no longer accept a penny for my thoughts. I want $1 for them now.
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10-10-2010 10:47
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The voices in my head have switched to sign language just to mess with me.
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10-10-2010 22:23
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anything more annoying then a stupid person who clearly doesn't know they are stupid!?
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10-11-2010 18:42 by
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For those of you who like to STIR THE POT..be sure you get a good grip on the handle!!
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10-11-2010 18:44 by
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Strangers have the best candy.
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10-16-2010 22:28
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If you are what you eat, then I'm fast, cheap, and easy.
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01-17-2010 02:40
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please don't interrupt me while I am ignoring you.
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02-26-2010 02:36
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If it wasn't for my superior willpower, I might be exercising right now!◕ ‿ ◕
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03-27-2010 01:21
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If you can't be a good example, be a warning...
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03-30-2010 17:52
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enjoyed watching some jerk at Starbucks get upset because he had to wait 4 minutes for them to brew a new pot of decaf.
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09-01-2009 21:13 | Tags: Filtered
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The same people who are pushing "Pregnant Men Emoji's" are canceling you for "Misinformation."
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01-30-2022 10:21
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This Just In: James Comey, died in a car accident tomorrow .....
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10-29-2016 20:21
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Clinton supporters, CLASSY BUNCH THEY ARE.
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11-10-2016 06:07
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Oh Snap..I missed the Oscars again. That makes 35 yrs. in a row now.
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02-27-2017 09:30
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Just want to hang out with my friends, regardless of race, and make fun of idiots....regardless of race.
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07-09-2016 02:25
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It surely can't be a coincidence that Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog share the same middle name.
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07-27-2016 16:42
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I wasn't planning on giving Christmas gifts this year until I heard about those exploding Samsung Galaxy phones.
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09-13-2016 04:26
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That moment when you accidently pour too much alcohol into your drink and you have to tough it out because Mama didn't raise a quitter....
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10-21-2016 09:54
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As I've gotten older, every time I look in the mirror I see my dad more and more. I guess its time to move out, its starting to get weird.
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06-09-2012 07:52 by
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