Samir Momin Funny Status Messages

   When one person suffers from delusion, it is called insanity.When many people suffer from delusion, it is called religion....

   Apple Bottom Jeans,Turban With The Fur,Got The Whole Mosque Looking At Her....

   virginity is like a baloon... one prick and it's gone forever.....

   I zone out once my teacher says "This will not be on the test."

   Considering the fact that god is the creator of everything....Does that mean he's chinese then.... ??

   3 Lions looking like 11 helpless kittens..... : /

   A RECENT POLICE STUDY FOUND THAT YOU'RE MUCH MORE LIKELY TO GET SHOT BY A FAT COP IF YOU RUN....

   So if someone is born deaf, what language do they think in?

   When you love her you're F-ing her, when you don't she is F-ing you! What's up with that?

   I didn't change, I just grew up. You should try it sometime....

   i lost my phone. let me call it. oh crap its on vibrate! EVERYONE SHUTUP!!

   its so hot out, I'm sweating like a prostitute in a church...