migasjoe Funny Status Messages

   I don't make typos...I make new words

   Holy Sh!t...Did Christina Aguilera get stung by a bee or something

   thankful that I have a job and can afford a nice Thanksgiving dinner and Christmas...and beer

   Like nature and opportunities, when booty calls...I answer

   My wife has been worried about her weight...i told her to keep her chins up...

   Best part of living alone...clothing optional

   I love the looks that can only be shared with you and another customer in a grocery line

   The Texas Rangers are half way to becoming the Buffalo Bills of the MLB

   I'm gonna go all Kazoo solo and Haiku Freestyle on the next person that says I'm not Gangsta!!!

   a wife is somebody who won't tell you what to do but will get mad when you don't do what she wanted you to do

   all those extreme couponers across together need to band together and propose a budget plan to the president

   just took an inventory of my body and it seems to be overstocked in all the wrong places

   I wear knit hats because its cold outside, you wear knit hats because of Coldplay

   Putting a pretty shirt over your muffin top does not make you a cupcake

   check my math here...but isn't the square root of 69, eight sumthin

   before the letters FDNY became a fashion statement on hats, it was worn on the back of brave dudes with mustaches, NEVER FORGET

   at least the Notre Dame crowd Evacuated Like A Champion Yesterday

   attention Hot Women of Vegas...if you insist on wearing skinny, hot women clothes while visiting, please make sure you are, in fact, a skiiny, hot girl!!!

   long distance works is something High School Seniors made up to get laid before they go to college

   At a time like this I wonder...What would Jimmy Buffett do???