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I gave my deaf friend an I-Pod for X-mas hoping he would re-gift it back to me.
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05-28-2011 16:39 by
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Tomorrow is the end? Then I call "SHOTGUN"!!
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05-20-2011 23:17 by
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My neighbor is always talking about the paranormal. Wonder what she will have to say when she finds out I put Mentos in the bird feeder and Diet Coke in the bird bath.
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05-12-2011 22:24 by
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Better get a bigger spatula before you try flipping that on me!
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05-09-2011 01:52 by
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I feel like a dirty NASCAR driver removing the restrictor plate on my shower head!
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05-06-2011 22:52 by
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I am steaming the widows with my iron and writing the words "Please Help Me" just to see what the nosy neighbors will do.
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05-06-2011 20:47 by
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I can always tell when it is Senior Citizen Discount Day at the grocery near my house. All the blue parking spaces are double parked.
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05-05-2011 10:47 by
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Should I still call a DR if I have a have an erection for more then 4 hrs but I have not taken anything???
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05-01-2011 21:14 by
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I literary just saw a chicken cross the road. I want to stop and ask him "Why"?
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04-26-2011 18:34 by
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You know breast feeding a baby turtle is not as easy as they make it out to be!
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03-25-2011 20:10 by
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Closest thing I ever got to a hug growing up, was the scientist picking up the test tube!
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03-24-2011 15:13 by
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We all have a devil and an angel on our shoulders. Only problem is my devil has a gym membership!
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03-21-2011 19:11 by
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I was Home School Valedictorian!
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03-15-2011 19:21 by
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"Your Status has expired. Please deposit $1.25". ~FB Meter Maid
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03-06-2011 10:02 by
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She was gone as fast as rum cake at an AA meeting!
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02-26-2011 17:36 by
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Facebook Poking Hours: Mon-Friday 7am-10pm Sat 12-11pm Sun Closed
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02-21-2011 08:53 by
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When things in your life don't add up, use math. It solves problems!
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02-16-2011 21:58 by
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STALKERS meeting tonight at that secret spot! You know the one!!
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02-12-2011 17:59 by
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OMG! I just had a full grown GOOSE poop on my windshield! Looks like I just got egged. Go back to Canada!
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02-12-2011 15:44 by
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I am most like a mushroom. I am a fungi!
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02-05-2011 01:50 by
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