RoN Funny Status Messages

   going to use this status as a letter to guys. If you use a picture of yourself without a shirt, "flexing" as your profile pic....You're officially a jackass.

   was such a Don Juan growing up, the girls Don Juan anything to do with him...

   thinks it's a dog eat dog world, and he somehow ended up wearing ground beef underpants.

   wondering, aside from that one thing, how did Mary Todd Lincoln like the play?

   glad to see they are considering banning ED drug ads during the day. I hope the penalties are stiff.

   wishes his lawn was emo, then maybe it would cut itself.

   on a bus with his goldfish Gill, going to Lake Winnipesaukee to see Dr. Leo Marvin.

   Happy Star Wars day! (May the 4th be with you)

   Don't cry over spilt milk. Unless, you're stranded on a island and a genie shows up and offers you a lifetime of pleasure in exchange for your last glass of milk and you leap with glee and nearly spill your milk, then after you sigh in relief that it

   taking a mental vaction. Leave a message, and when my mind returns I will get back to you.

   an appetite for destruction...and he is starving this week

   standing on his front lawn with his pants down waiting for Google Earth to come by and take his picture...

   's friend was hit by a Dodge, which he/she found both funny and ironic.

   wishes the voices in his head would quit singing off-key