migasjoe Funny Status Messages

   Apparantly Friday was National Day of the Ninja. I was completely unaware of it. Well played Ninja Day… well played

   Life would be so much easier if chocolate was a health food and they allowed drinking at work

   There is no "I" in team, but there is a "U" in suck.

   I've never had to have the need for mistle toe to get the ladies.

   it just me or does anybody else find it weird that the Mets took out a $40 million dollar loan from Bank of America. Considering that they play at Citi Field????

   Time magazine named "protestors" as people of the year. Here's an idea for the Ass bags at Time. If you want to honor a group of people, how about the members of Seal Team Six!!!!!

   Got a copy of The Christmas Story today...I was surprised they edited the DVD down to 96 minutes...I always enjoyed the 24 hour version of the movie

   Got my favorite Christmas movie, A Christmas Story, from my in-laws for my birthday. I was shocked that the DVD version is abbreviated to 90 minutes. I always thought it was 24 hours.

   they say money can't buy you happiness but it can buy you a sh!t load of bacon and thats pretty damn close

   listening to Neil Diamond Christmas music...Man when he sings I feel like he is getting ready to really kick someones a$$

   Why is everyone so worried about the Mayans Calendar??? I just realized my Hannah Montana Calendar ends in 13 hours!!!!

   my New Years Resolution is to be less laz

   The Weather is here...I wish you were beautiful...

   the state of Colorado has just converted it's time zone from Mountain time to .....TEBOW TIME!!!

   And the defense of the sinners shall part like the red sea when he, the chosen one, drives his team to victory. Book Of Tebow 3:25

   Guys, the only thing that beats playing with your kids is playing with the box they came in...

   On the bright side...Aaron Rodgers can now do all the comercials he wants

   They told God that Joe Paterno was waiting at the Pearly Gates. And then God passed that information along to the proper authorities.

   Haven't heard Obama say one thing about getting rid of Nickelback yet!!!!

   I own 11,000 air guitars and I know a guy in Russia that owns 5 more then me,,,