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When they say all expenses paid, does that include bail?
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01-03-2012 17:30 by
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The guy with the diesel-powered lawn equipment finished doing what he was doing in the nick of time. I've taken my finger off the trigger....
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01-07-2012 13:43 by
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What is the weight limit on this roller coaster ??.....Because I am a little over my goal weight right now!!
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01-08-2012 23:07 by
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Taking my car to get fixed today. I don't need a bunch of little car mouths to feed!
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01-09-2012 12:39 by
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Charlie Sheen says he's not crazy anymore. The voices in his head told him so.
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01-09-2012 19:16 by
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Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There is nothing like having a midget for a butler.
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01-31-2012 20:13 by
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My father was a professional wrestler. He hit us but did not hit us!!
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02-05-2012 01:18 by
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Ladies......I am rebound material!
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02-05-2012 01:20 by
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Never knew if my father would hit us or the bottle!
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02-05-2012 01:22 by
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Town so small get mugged buy people you know!
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02-05-2012 01:23 by
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Marriage should have an expression date!
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02-05-2012 01:24 by
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Texting angry....All CAPPS!!
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02-05-2012 01:27 by
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What's the over under on how many times the Bodyguard is on the next few weeks??
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02-11-2012 21:45 by
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My mood ring isn't a fashion statement. It is a court order!
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02-12-2012 14:24 by
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This whole "Cup half empty, Cup half full" argument should state what is IN the cup before people start judging!!
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02-17-2012 16:54 by
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Don't you hate it when being polite and holding a door open turns into a "clowns in a car trick"?
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04-29-2012 18:43 by
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Cello Green has T-Rex arms.
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05-01-2012 22:56 by
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Stevie Wonder's nephew was charged with trying to extort his famous uncle....I guess Stevie never saw that coming!
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05-12-2012 10:48 by
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"Latin , Latin smooth as satin que hora es it's Latin time!!"
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05-20-2012 15:05 by
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The older and fatter I get the more my underwear makes me feel like a dolphin trapped in a tuna net.
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05-23-2012 23:26 by
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