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3 dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks.To be as rich as his child believes.To have as many women as his wife suspects
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06-30-2011 13:10 by
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I honestly think that women should run the world. That will give men more time to drink beer and watch sports.
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06-30-2011 13:10 by
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Some women are terribly hard to please, ... . . . . . the rest are Impossible
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06-30-2011 13:11 by
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There should be realtionship status that says,"I don`t even know what`s going on"
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07-05-2011 10:20 by
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Going to: ❒ Paris ❒ New York ❒ London ✔ KITCHEN, I'm hungry
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07-05-2011 10:22 by
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Lazy rule; can`t reach it, don`t need it.
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12-07-2011 11:04 by
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I Typed in search box on Google : "What do woman want?". Google Replied : "We are also searching..."
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12-07-2011 11:09 by
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1 universe, 9 planets, 204 countries, 809 islands,7 seas, over 6 billion people, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting you.
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12-07-2011 11:11 by
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Getting up with a massive headache and in an Unknown apartment.. well I suppose I had a good start to new years.. Wish you all the same.. Happy New Year !!
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01-01-2012 02:18 by
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realizes that coffee just isn't enough today ... Anyone have jumper cables I can borrow ?
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09-19-2012 22:08 by
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Scientists says the world is made of Protons, Neutrons and Electrons.... I think they forgot to mention Morons
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12-02-2012 05:44 by
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The first scene of Star Wars 7 should be C-3P0 waking up and saying "I just had three horrible dreams!"
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01-25-2013 02:04 by
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glow in the dark condoms are so much more fun for Star Wars fans.
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08-28-2013 22:08 by
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My biggest fear is getting a murder hornet stuck in my facemask as I shovel snow Saturday morning in May.
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05-09-2020 06:00 by
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