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   messageicon a Figment of your imagination
←Rate | 03-20-2008 02:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Now in all good toy shops, batteries not included"
←Rate | 03-20-2008 02:58 by X Comments (0)  


   messageicon "an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, nestled in a sesame seed bun of mystery."
←Rate | 03-20-2008 17:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon in the mood for a hushpuppy so he told his dog to be quiet
←Rate | 03-21-2008 23:31 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering how she can go forward when she doesn't know which way she's facing
←Rate | 03-22-2008 12:13 by Alishia Comments (0)  


   messageicon catching pokemon
←Rate | 03-28-2008 17:13 by Ken Miller Comments (0)  


   messageicon what Willis is talkin' about
←Rate | 03-29-2008 17:40 by L.l. Bean | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon rejecting your reality and substituting his own.
←Rate | 03-31-2008 09:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon leaving your mouth with a great clean feeling
←Rate | 03-31-2008 22:12 Comments (2)  


   messageicon may not be Fred Flintstone but I can still make your bedrock
←Rate | 04-01-2008 13:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon on your mind at this very moment
←Rate | 04-07-2008 02:50 by Joeknockz Comments (0)  


   messageicon having zero tolerance for the lactose intolerant
←Rate | 04-07-2008 07:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon doin it and doin it and doin it well
←Rate | 04-07-2008 19:06 by Ethan Comments (2)  


   messageicon a Jedi. Obviously.
←Rate | 04-09-2008 01:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon not suitable for minors!
←Rate | 04-09-2008 02:05 Comments (0)  


   messageicon facing the book
←Rate | 04-09-2008 06:32 by Waleed Omari Comments (0)  


   messageicon "not suitable for all audiences, parental discretion is advised"
←Rate | 04-10-2008 11:52 Comments (0)  


   messageicon following the yellow brick road
←Rate | 04-10-2008 17:53 by A. N. Onymous Comments (1)  


   messageicon running with scissors!
←Rate | 04-10-2008 19:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon has just finished installing a flux compacitor in his DeLorean and is headed back to 1985
←Rate | 04-12-2008 12:22 Comments (2)  



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