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Well, It is becoming very self evident who the REAL and True Tolerant people in the US are. Just look who can't refrain from being violent.
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02-02-2017 14:20
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How was the peaceful protest at Berkeley last night? Did they quitely sing kumbaya?
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02-02-2017 15:46 by
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Beer, because no good story ever started with a salad .
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02-02-2017 17:24
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The opossum, skunk, squirrel and groundhog saw their shadows today, but didn't see the .๐ that smashed them on the highway
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02-02-2017 17:29 by
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Subpoena...Such a silly word. Sounds like a term used to describe a man who is below average downstairs.
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02-02-2017 17:35 by
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I'm not the type of guy to " keep the little woman in the kitchen" Not when there is yard work to do and a car to wash !
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02-02-2017 17:36
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I'm a fantastic secret-keeper because, deep down, I really don't care enough to actually talk about it to anyone else.
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02-02-2017 17:42
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One way to find out if you're old is to fall down in front of a group of people. If they laugh, you're young, if they panic, you're old.
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02-02-2017 17:44
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I don't really WANT to make bad choices; but I'm always late, and all the good choices are already taken..
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02-02-2017 17:45
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When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume itโs for them?
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02-02-2017 17:46
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I'd be willing to sleep my way to the top if it actually meant sleeping.
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02-02-2017 17:46
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DUI attorneys should buy some ad space on those Taco Bell hot sauce packets
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02-02-2017 17:49
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Porn is the one industry where segregating races, genders, sexual preference, is completely acceptable
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02-02-2017 17:50
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I reenacted the romantic scene from "Lady and the Tramp", but it wasn't what I expected; my dog ate all the spaghetti.
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02-02-2017 17:51
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If there are ice cream trucks in the summer, why aren't there hot chocolate trucks in the winter?
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02-02-2017 18:07
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Wife : Even if you cheated on me, I wouldn't leave you. Me : Really? Wife : Yes. Why would I reward you for cheating?
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02-02-2017 20:04 by
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Why does this day just keep repeating itself?
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02-02-2017 20:04
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Dr: So, how did you dislocate your shoulder? Me: I panicked when the blood pressure machine at the store got tigh- I mean football..
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02-02-2017 20:05 by
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pretty sure my girlfriend got her superpowers from being bit by a radioactive female dog.
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02-02-2017 22:00
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Have you ever wondered if there is such a thing as identical twins in zebras?
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02-03-2017 07:14
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