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If anybody asks, I was on Facebook all night tonight, okay? Thanks for having my back, everyone.
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10-09-2010 20:25 by
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Don't you hate that moment when you think to yourself, why did I just say that?
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10-09-2010 20:23 by
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I feel a sin comin on....
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10-09-2010 20:22 by
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I wonder how police on bikes arrest people, "Alright, get in the basket."
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10-09-2010 20:13 by
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You can't force someone to love you, you can only stalk them and hope for the best.
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10-09-2010 20:09 by
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The GOLDEN rule in my house is...IF it's funny your not in trouble.
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10-09-2010 20:08 by
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NO officer, I did not hit her, I simply FIST pumped her face.
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10-09-2010 20:06 by
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Sometimes I open the fridge and stare at the contents for no reason at all.
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10-09-2010 20:05 by
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Just found out that I've been on double secret probation for quite sometime now.
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10-09-2010 20:04
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annoying you with status updates for her own entertainment.
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10-09-2010 20:02
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just depressed:( I mean come on, really who took my crayons?
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10-09-2010 19:59 by
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People who gossip need to get their own life, those who listen and believe it need to get a life.
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10-09-2010 19:53 by
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Have you ever wanted to punch someone in the face so bad that you were willing to fight their whole family??
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10-09-2010 19:51 by
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not really rude, she just says what everybody else is thinking.
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10-09-2010 19:44 by
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Rejection is tough, I heard that your hand fell asleep on you last night.
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10-09-2010 19:42 by
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If I offend you in any way, please let me know so I can do it again.
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10-09-2010 19:40 by
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Thinks that you should've been swallowed at conception.
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10-09-2010 19:39 by
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Has once again found why murder should be legal.
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10-09-2010 19:38 by
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What pisses you off more? The fact that I don't need you in my life...or that you can't have me in yours??
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10-09-2010 19:37 by
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Wonder's how far you could kick a midget?
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10-09-2010 19:33 by
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