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in honor of the Chileans I will be having Chili for dinner:) 
Chili usually comes to my rescue when I have things trapped in a hole.
relieved. He hasn't seen this many miners since Neverland closed.
Heard the best pick up line of my life last night: "Excuse me. Are you capable of an intelligent conversation?"
Capsule used to rescue Chilean miners is now a prototype for all new coach seats on all US domestic flights....
Be yourself beautiful, and you will find the world full of beauty
The Chileans take hide and seek way too seriously
Send an email to a friend saying "PLEASE PLASE PLEASE Disregard previous message. Please don't read it! I love you!" It will drive them crazy!
Then the Mermaid looked at me and kissed me.. I stopped her & said, " I can't"...."Something smells fishy here"
As the 13th miner was about to surface, the sky news presenter described Carlos Barrios as being single, is also a taxi driver and likes horse racing. It's a f-king rescue operation not blind date!
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
might be bright out 2 day.. I'll probably be squinting like a Chilean miner...
Okay lads, let's all remember this : What happened in the mine, stays in the mine.
The miner in best shape came out last.. You know that kocky one with the abs,"El Situacion"
Gavin Rossdale has admitted to a gay fling when he was younger.. In a related story, a gay dude admitted to making sh!tty music for 15 years.
faking your birthday on facebook = finding out real friends
its alot of birthday's today on facebook, maybe I should fake mines to feel more important
Funny fat guy fall on face! -The Hangover
what you don't see with your eyes, don't witness with your mouth.
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