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Instead of RIP, do Hindus put BRB on their gravestones?
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10-23-2010 15:21
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The smallest woman can break the biggest man in the world with three little words: Is it in?
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10-23-2010 13:41 by
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Nothing sucks worse then buying a girl drinks all night and watching her leave with another dude.
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10-23-2010 13:41
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The wizard of oz is the ultimate chick flick, two women trying to kill each other over shoes
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10-23-2010 13:41 by
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am I the only one who gets the urge to kick small children when I see them walking really slowly in front of me?
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10-23-2010 13:40 by
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The mullet is a helmet for domestic violence.
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10-23-2010 13:37 by
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World population rankings: 1:China 2:India 3:Facebook 4:USA
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Laundry, my old nemesis…so we meet again. And I see you have brought your sidekick, Dirty Dishes with you. Well played evil villian, well played.
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10-23-2010 13:35 by
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My girlfriend got f**ked by a clown before we dated. So I have some pretty big shoes to fill.
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10-23-2010 13:34 by
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Wanted, Teenager owners manuel for models 1993 thru 1996. Must be kid tested and mother approved.
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10-23-2010 12:37 by
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taking a trip to the "far side" today.. Yes.. I am going to Wal-Mart..
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10-23-2010 12:12 by
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I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
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10-23-2010 12:04
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if I was a squirrel, and you were a tree I would store my nuts in your hole.
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10-23-2010 11:56
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Micheal Jackson was as straight as curly fries.....
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10-23-2010 11:18 by
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Sometimes a big fish in a small pond is just a fat guy in a baby pool.
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10-23-2010 11:15 by
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has just killed thier relationship asking "is it in?"
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10-23-2010 11:02 by
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I am constantly washing my hands just in case I am required to deliver a baby in a broken elevator.
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10-23-2010 10:45 by
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...the good news: the Rangers are going to the Finals!! the bad news: wrong Rangers :(
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10-23-2010 10:16 by
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flooding newsfeeds with youtube videos....
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10-23-2010 09:58
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Game set match = tennis : set match run = arson.
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10-23-2010 09:28 by
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