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Everyone has that one friend who goes on and on about how good roasted pumpkin seeds are. You know, the liar friend.
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10-27-2016 05:42
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Why would I buy a pumpkin at the store for $5 when I can drive 30 miles and pay to walk through a field to pick our own for $27.
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10-27-2016 05:44
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Do these corduroys make me look like I have the Felicity DVD box set?
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10-27-2016 05:45
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Have we considered that millennials might be so lazy because their generation doesn't have a hit song about taking care of business?
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10-27-2016 05:46
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October is the month you affirm your socioeconomic status by going to a dirty farm.
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10-27-2016 05:47
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Ladies, if you want a man you loves you for your brains and not your body, then date a zombie.
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10-27-2016 08:20
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"If Hillary had balls, I would lick them.mmm yummy" - Anderson Cooper
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10-27-2016 13:26
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Last night a jet flew so close to my house. I was walking from the living room to the kitchen, and the stewardess told me to sit down
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10-27-2016 15:35
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Last night My wife asked me to take her breath away, so I hid her inhaler
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10-27-2016 15:42
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Synonym: Word used in place of the one you can't spell.
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10-27-2016 18:32
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Which part of this $5.99 Walmart t-shirt makes you wonder if I would like to see the wine list?
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10-27-2016 19:08 by
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OK folks ... I have been working to unify relativity and quantum mechanics into a single unified theory of life the universe and everything........ So far I have discovered that beer is good.
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10-27-2016 23:00
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So what if the white man stole our land. Thousands of them die each year from our tobacco and we steal their money at our casinos........
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10-28-2016 01:01
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For Halloween, I'll be dressed as a slutty nap.
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10-28-2016 02:08
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Does grape jelly go bad or do I just have wine jelly now?
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10-28-2016 02:09
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Stopped at a red light next to a cop car, I always roll down my window and say "I don't have any guns or heroin if that's what you were thinking."
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10-28-2016 02:11
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Sorry I kicked off the mirrors to your car, but "Fight Song" came on.
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10-28-2016 02:12
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No thanks, sweatshirts without hoods. I have enough problems already.
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10-28-2016 02:13
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All the founding members of the band "Survivor" are still alive. It's a pride thing.
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10-28-2016 02:14
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Considering a Kickstarter campaign to gather the capital needed to start my line of heavy metal sandwich shops: Pantera Bread.
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