Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   The US Treasury is already talking about putting Hillary's face on the American $20 bill. Question: Wouldn't it be much more fitting that her likeness be put on the $3 Bill?

   "America Online founder Steve Case actually endorsed Hillary Clinton for president. However, I Bet the last thing Hillary Clinton wants to hear right now is ........ "You've got mail."

   Broke me would like to thank the rich me that had the foresight to stock enough beer that I am now drinking.

   It's not the people who vote that counts, it's the people who count the votes!

   Yup ...... The best part of Wednesdays Presidential Debate was watching Hillary Clinton constantly looking down to read her illegal teleprompter built into her lectern.

   "My vote is for sale. Anyone want to one up Madonna? I'm taking offers..."

   Some people are only lovable online and should never be met in real life.

   Your significance or importance on this planet must never be determined by another human being other than you.

   A buddy of mine is making a documentary about white trash, not sure if it's any good, I've only seen the trailer

   Password security questions allow me to relive all of my childhood traumas. "Who stood you up for Senior Prom and how did your first dog die?"

   Hangman is a great tool to teach children that if you can't spell a word, someone could lose their life because of their ignorance

   My dream car would be a food truck.

   That moment when you accidently pour too much alcohol into your drink and you have to tough it out because Mama didn't raise a quitter....

   b votin fo hillary dog. o we gon lose woopie yall

   Wikileaks should be ashamed of itself for illegally releasing Hillary's illegal activities.

   Wikileaks just released El Chapo's Email too

   Kids nextdoor challenged me to a water balloon fight... I'm just updating my status while I wait for mine to come out of the freezer..

   If Hillary becomes president she will be the first F President. Oh, sorry. I was going to say female, but the "emale" got deleted.

   So let me get this straight, the same people who are responsible for 9/11 are also responsible for 20% of Killary's campaign contributions. Anyone see an issue with this?

   My grandfather is voting for Hillary.I'd try to talk him out of it but he's been dead for a long time now....