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Doesn't matter who the public votes for president, it's up to the electoral college! get over it people
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10-14-2016 01:18
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Did you know that some tickle fights result in someone peeing their pants and someone's corpse being dumped in a ditch.
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10-14-2016 03:53
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Guarantees in life: 1) Death. 2) A restaurant server will ask how everything is while your mouth is full but never be around when you need a refill.
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10-14-2016 03:54
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I put the 'sexy' in Dyslexic.
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10-14-2016 03:55
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Hey Moms and Dads! Here's a fun game to play: When your kid gets home from school, be lying on the floor screaming in pain, "YOU STEPPED ON A CRACK!"
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10-14-2016 03:56
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1) You'll get mauled. 2) You'll get gored. 3) You'll get eaten. The “reasons” why you can’t have a bear, a bison, or a wolf.
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10-14-2016 03:57
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Just sprayed "Sheer White Cotton" air freshener in the bathroom. Now, it smells like sheet.
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10-14-2016 03:59
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Just ordered "coffee" off the Starbucks secret menu.
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10-14-2016 04:00
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A week of Conservative attacks against Bill Clinton's character and sexual indiscretions has me convinced Bill Clinton won't win this election.
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10-14-2016 04:01
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Seven billion other people on the planet. Congrats on yet another day without having your genitals collide with any of em.
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10-14-2016 04:03
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There is always a black woman on the bus having a loud argument on the phone.
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10-14-2016 04:04
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Don't let the door hit your 'Man Bun' on the way out.
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10-14-2016 04:05
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Perhaps next year's Columbus Day sales would be a 24-hour shoplifting spree.
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10-14-2016 04:07
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Just when you think parenting can't be any weirder, you find yourself consoling your son, upset that he can't get a squirrel to hug him.
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10-14-2016 04:08
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Question: What part of this $7.50 Walmart t-shirt makes you think I'd like to see the wine list?
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10-14-2016 04:09
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"That's the spirit!" she said, picking her poltergeist out of a police lineup.
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10-14-2016 04:09
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Recently learned that it's impossible to make eye contact with a hotel maid while giving her used hand towels.
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10-14-2016 04:11
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Hangman is a great tool to teach children that if you can't spell a word, someone could lose their life because of their ignorance.
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10-14-2016 04:12
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Spoiler alert: Going to more than one rodeo does not make you any smarter.
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10-14-2016 04:13
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Justin Trudeau should just run the whole of North America!
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10-14-2016 09:52 by
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