Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   And all this time I thought Ariana Grande was a new coffee at Starbucks.

   America’s policy of shooting first and asking questions later has always been their downfall. I mean, just think how useful King Kong could have been on September the 11th.

   I think I promised to have three beers, and be home by ten. I always get those two mixed up.

   State Department informed hillary about the email investigation so she could destroy any evidence. She trained and gave weapons to a ISIL to go fight in syria. She thinks Gays are unnatural dirty and nasty. Gay marriage is acceptable to keep their vote

   Hillary Clinton gave Putin's Russia 20% of America's uranium and 9 investors in the deal funneled $145 million to Hillary's foundation.

   "I already looked there." -Kids that didn't look there

   Hillary is kickin her own ass now. Bin Laden was one of her biggest donors

   Hey Democrats, dont let a little Puzzy scare you. If youre not grabbing your womans....Someone else is.

   You really cant blame Bill for cheating... The only thing I want to stick in Hillary is the claw end of a hammer.

   After this we should all invade Mexico and vote for Justin Bieber. See how they like that.

   You know we haven't seen in all of Hillary's emails? Anything detailing how to make America great again! Hmm

   So let me get this straight, Not releasing a 20,000 page tax return and saying questionable words .... Is more of a Threat to America than Being corrupt, Compromising National Security, And taking bribes from foreign powers.

   come on folks.... bring on the funnies

   I'm sorry, but I just don't understand this support of Crony Capitalism, growing Governmental Corruption and selling out this nations sovereignty to the new Globalist Governmental System. Am I missing something here?

   Gee-Whiz ... I have heard worse words coming out the mouths of Rappers that party at the Whitehouse.

   So let me get this straight, Wanting America to be Great again is considered Treason by some, But selling out your Government for cash and Compromising National Security Isn't? What am I missing here?

   America will NEVER be great again, regardless of who wins, NEVER, period! Nothing will change same old caca, and you all know it. So chill!

   I wish most of you SOBs would go find a political blog somewhere else to post your do-do

   Hillary says she takes national security very serious. So how the hell did wikileaks get those classified emails then?

   Wheelchair, the adult's version of a stroller