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You know I think its real messed up that clubs have "Ladies Night" where a bunch of them can go and drink free for a while and dance...But they dont have a "Guys Night" where dudes can do the same...??Oh wait??..That sounds kinda gay...NEVERMIND
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11-06-2010 18:11 by
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Does this status make my wall look big..
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11-06-2010 17:21 by
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You had me at an extra hour of sleep.
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11-06-2010 15:08 by
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My cable goes out more than I do.......How sad!!
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11-06-2010 13:56
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When I see a ugly girl looking In the mirror I like run to the mirror & throw water at it & say,"see your ugliness made it cry"....
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11-06-2010 13:55 by
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Went down the doctors today because I have been hearing voices coming from my Pants.The doctor said " Ignore them they're just Talking Bollocks!"
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11-06-2010 13:55 by
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Facebook employee got fired....Why? He was on Facebook every day at work.
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11-06-2010 13:39
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I want to break down your wall so I can build another one around us.
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11-06-2010 12:52 by
Marshall the Great
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I'm wearing that smile you gave me.
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11-06-2010 12:50 by
Marshall the Great
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The world is at peace when you're eating a burrito.
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11-06-2010 12:49 by
Marshall the Great
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Hey websites, I will always "skip intro", so knock it off.
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11-06-2010 12:47 by
Marshall the Great
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I never quite know exactly what I'm talking about.
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11-06-2010 12:46 by
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It's true we don't know what we've got until its gone, but we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
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11-06-2010 12:43 by
Marshall the Great
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Someone from Facebook Design should write about why they made the news feed font smaller. I just want to understand why.
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11-06-2010 12:42 by
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I can hear the Pink Panther theme song playing inside my head. I may or may not be getting into all kinds of mischief this afternoon.
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11-06-2010 12:36 by
Marshall the Great
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I say "haha" or "lol" in almost every single text message I write.
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11-06-2010 12:35 by
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Immediately updating your relationship status on Facebook after a fight for the 10th time this week is annoying, cut it out.
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11-06-2010 12:34 by
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Sometimes you gotta have a Jimmy Carter before you can have a Ronald Reagan.
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11-06-2010 12:24
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They say the universe is expanding...shouldn't that ease up the traffic?
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11-06-2010 11:04
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lesson of the day ; never sneeze while you pee
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