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Guys, I need ur advice .... How many hours should I allow my friend to mourn the loss of his phone before I ask him to give me his charger and earphones? š#Serious
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09-15-2016 11:36
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it possible to start the impeachment process before anyone even wins the election?
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09-15-2016 11:40
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Mexican: "Hey, lets make Mexico Great Again" Other Mexican: "What do you mean 'Again'? ese"
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09-15-2016 13:23
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I heard Colin kaepernick had a choice between cotton and polyester jerseys and wouldn't you know it 'he picked cotton'
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09-15-2016 13:35
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Life is like a picnic: there are ants, hornets, bad potato salad, locked public bathrooms when your kid can't hold it, people, spotty cell recep......
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09-15-2016 15:37
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My wife's celebrity "free pass" is Paul Rudd, and mine is my wife because yah right like I'm gonna walk into THAT propeller blade.
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09-15-2016 15:38
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At show-and-tell, it's the kid with the Weebles who gets the raves. You hide your Perry Como album in the desk and tell Mrs. Yee you forgot.
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09-15-2016 15:39
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Does shaking the vending machine count as working out?
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09-15-2016 15:40
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You can tell a lot about a woman by the way she organizes body parts in her freezer.
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09-15-2016 15:41
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Hate it when the kids can't find their shoes. It really cuts into our time working together to find mommy's keys...and phone...and shoes.
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09-15-2016 15:41
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Multi-coloured drinks make me dizzy and nervous even before I drink them.
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09-15-2016 15:42
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My toddler keeps jumping from the coffee table to the couch. Does anybody know how to turn off airplane mode?
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09-15-2016 15:43
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KID IN THE 1800s: I will sweep your chimney if it helps feed my family. KID IN THE 2000s: Iām not eating this apple because it is bruised.
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09-15-2016 15:44
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You haven't killed enough of your exes to give me relationship advice.
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09-15-2016 15:45
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I was trying to impress my new boss, but it turns out that "collage" is NOT a fancy way to say "college".
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09-15-2016 15:46
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I hate when I have to fake my own death to get out of a family function.
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09-15-2016 15:47
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These medical letters seem pretty legit. Every physical I ever got had the standard line "healthy and fit to serve as president"....
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09-15-2016 15:48
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Watching married couples argue in Bed Bath & Beyond is my Game of Thrones.
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09-15-2016 15:49
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On a scale of newlyweds to married 25 years, how willing are you to admit I'm right?
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09-15-2016 15:50
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BREAKING: Ryan Lochte brutally attacked at gunpoint and forced to dance Foxtrot in front of national TV audience.
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