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Latest Galllup Presidential Poll: Hillary Clinton's body double is now polling higher than Jill Stein.
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09-14-2016 05:32
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Surgeon General's Warning To Parents: When your kids are old enough to buy their own birthday presents for you, the gifts get really, really crappy.
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09-14-2016 05:33
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As it turns out Juggalos cannot juggle and now I'm wishing I hadn't invited so many over.
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09-14-2016 05:34
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80's - Republicans vote for an actor. 10's - Republicans vote for a reality star. ...Why do they still blame Hollywood for everything?
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09-14-2016 05:35
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I fashioned a Snuggie out of several ShamWows. I look like an idiot, but I'm extremely absorbent.
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09-14-2016 05:36
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Screaming at Kaepernick to stand up during the national anthem seems slightly more disrespectful.
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09-14-2016 05:36
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SHOCKING: Last night, all the cellists in the Hollywood Bowl orchestra sat during the National Anthem.
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09-14-2016 05:38
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How To Satisfy Fast Food Cravings: 1) Grab a handful of almonds. 2) Step off the building.
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09-14-2016 05:41
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If I say "1-2-3-and to the 4" and you don't respond "Snoop Doggy Dogg and Dr. Dre is at tha door"....I guess we never really knew each other.
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09-14-2016 05:42
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Oh shut up. You weren't even offended by the word deplorable until you looked it up.
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09-14-2016 05:43
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My family crest is a single rotisserie chicken.
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09-14-2016 05:44
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The 3 fastest means of communication: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman
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09-14-2016 08:56
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LIberals scream billying the loudest, then call whoever who do not agree with them, the worst words and degrade them. Just like a bully.
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09-14-2016 11:10
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My wife threatened to leave me if I didn’t stop with the endless flamingo impressions. So I had to put my foot down.
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09-14-2016 12:15 by
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I just walked by an old man who kept saying, “One, three, five, seven, nine… one, three, five, seven, nine…” I thought, “How odd.”
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09-14-2016 12:15 by
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Deplorable and Proud. -My new T-Shirt
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09-14-2016 12:38
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Pastor Steven Anderson needs so much Botox on his frowning forehead, even his god can't help him.
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09-14-2016 15:51
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Never try to reason with a person who wants to save every stray animal alive but is fine with killing 3,000 babies a day...
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09-14-2016 15:54
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Why is Collin Kaepernick so angry? You would be too if God had put pubic hair on top of your head.
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09-14-2016 18:33
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Ok I admit it, perhaps I shouldn't have yelled "WORLDSTARRR!!" when they dunked my niece's head during her baptism.
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09-15-2016 02:18
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