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Q: Is there intelligent life form on planet Earth? A: Only in a few areas. 
In Yugoslavia. In Yugoslavia, you never starve.. Great stones song man ...
Ryan Lochte will be teaching swimming lessons at the community pool starting next week.
Ryan Lochte joins latest "Dancing with the Stars" cast, claims Tom Bergeron robbed him at gunpoint.
I can't imagine anyone let alone the B-52's walked outta the Love Shack STD free.
Apartment websites should at least have basic info like price, size, and if the upstairs neighbors sound like horses playing musical chairs.
If I die by gunshot, at my funeral I want at least three midgets re-enacting the 'bullet scene' from The Matrix.
The sound of college vending machines is the sound of me never getting the body I want.
Celebrating 100 years of people getting false news on the Internet.
Considering they got in a car and floated off into the sky I'd really like to know where Danny and Sandy went off to....
Why do they always have 5K runs for charity? Just once, couldn’t they have a sit for charity or nap for charity?
You can sell your left over weight watchers points on ebay.
Carpool Karaoke except they crash and explode into a ball of flames.
Not to be a downer but after being gone for 33 years now I'm starting to suspect that my Dad isn't still out buying cigarettes....
Don’t believe cartoons. No matter how hard you throw a toilet plunger, it won’t actually stick to someone’s face.
Vegan zombies never stop talking about how they only eat vegetarians.
Cheer up, Ryan Lochte! You might have lost your Speedo sponsorship, but Just For Men is interested in making you their new spokesman.
I'm never sure how much ball cleavage to show when I wear my Casual Friday Jean Shorts
Ann Coulter only flies Southwest, because "bags fly free".
My last girlfriend said she wanted a commitment so I made a large purchase on her credit card.
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