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Sorry, but if your 8-yr-old has the audacity to tell me what color belt he has in karate, I'm obligated to fight him. This is about honor.
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08-12-2016 02:02
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Sorry I took 2 Benadryl and drank a wine cooler and got kicked out of Chuck E. Cheese during your kid's birthday party.
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08-12-2016 02:03
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Heading out for a weekend camping trip. Anybody know the WiFi password for "the woods"?
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08-12-2016 02:07
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The only reason to have pepper spray as defense against a bear is so you can spray it on yourself so the bear enjoys its meal....
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08-12-2016 02:07
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Pre-marriage counseling should include putting up a tent together.
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08-12-2016 02:08
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"I was Country, when Country wasn't cool." Newsflash. It still isn't.
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08-12-2016 11:30 by
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The Democratic and Republican parties that we once knew no longer exist. Extremists to the left of me, control freaks to the right, here I am stuck in the middle with broads.
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08-12-2016 11:55 by
Clem Diddlyiscious
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It's so hot outside I attended a Hillary Clinton rally just to be next to something shady.
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08-12-2016 15:47
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The night before the 1st day of school is just like Christmas Eve for parents
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08-12-2016 16:39 by
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I hope the guy who invented speed bumps dies waiting on an ambulance.
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08-12-2016 17:33
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Han Solo is apparently quite distraught that his granddaughter Hope didn't stop that last shot.
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08-12-2016 19:03
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.... You're offended? ...... Well .... How does it feel to be so weak that words can hurt you?
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08-12-2016 19:34
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If I ask my mom to take a picture of me with my phone there is a 99% chance it will be a video of me yelling "It's the button on the left!"
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08-12-2016 19:38
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I'm going paperless at home but it's presenting a real problem in the bathroom.
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08-12-2016 19:38
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If you mean Elmer Fudd singing "Kill the Wabbit", then yes, I do like Opera.
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08-12-2016 20:01
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I haven't seen one medal awarded at the Olympics for participation.
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08-12-2016 20:32
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My debit card isn't the only thing I wanna tap tonight.
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08-12-2016 21:52 by
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Hope Solo should have the "Shut the Hell Up" special for dinner tonight.
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08-12-2016 22:12
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Shoutout to the American voters for narrowing our options down to the jerk from 'The Apprentice' and the inspiration for 'House of Cards'
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08-13-2016 16:17 by
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Hillary wears them long pant suits because she dosent have the typical "Camel Toe". She has what some people call "Moose Foot"
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