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has finish with the Wild Turkey on the rocks for lunch, and moved on to Grey Goose straight up for Thanksgiving Dinner. this is just Fowl
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11-25-2010 14:10 by
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Just think, had the Indians given the Pigrim's a donkey instead of a turkey, we'd all be getting a piece of ASS today instead of some damn bird!
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11-25-2010 14:10 by
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thankful for the makers of Lysol
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11-25-2010 13:47 by
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you can post the Ten Commandments in the courthouse, if you let us post the statutes regarding child molestation in your church
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11-25-2010 13:26 by
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thankful for unlimited text messages.
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11-25-2010 12:09
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These leftovers are gonna taste great in 3 hours.
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11-25-2010 12:01 by
Marshall the Great
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Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession.
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11-25-2010 11:58 by
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On Thanksgiving, I always like to pretend, as I'm driving down empty roads and parking lots, that I lived through a zombie apocalypse.
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11-25-2010 11:58 by
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There's nothing worse than getting $0.99 back in change
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11-25-2010 11:57 by
Marshall the Great
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Every time I pull a flash drive out of a computer I feel like a spy.
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11-25-2010 11:57 by
Marshall the Great
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Thanksgiving: The only day where it's American to stuff your face and be proud of it!
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11-25-2010 11:56 by
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Hi this is Bob barker encouraging yoiu to help stop the spread of crappy music. Have your Beiber spayed or neutered.
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11-25-2010 11:36 by
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REMEMBER:If you burn down your house on Thanksgiving....the Turkey wins.
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11-25-2010 10:04 by
wendy rafferty
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Surviving this massive amount of "family time" by pretending they are mental patients and I'm their case manager.
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11-25-2010 09:38 by
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Was just informed that Turkeys cant fly. Thats messed up! All those times hunting and I was looking up!!
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11-25-2010 09:07 by
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I'm doing a water balloon drive by at bestbuy tonight at 23:00 hours...... Whose with me?!?!
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11-25-2010 08:20 by
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Anyone that asks me to go shopping on Black Friday will be slapped.
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11-25-2010 08:05 by
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Heroine killed the curiosity cat.....
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11-25-2010 08:01
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can't decide which one goes better with cranberry sauce...Grey Goose or Wild Turkey?
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11-25-2010 07:39 by
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I consider gluttony my patriotic duty today.
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