Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   Memo to self: Next time you fill out a job application and it asks about military service, it is best not to mention that you've Gone Commando in your life.

   There was this woman who always juxtaposed the letters in LMAO whenever I told a joke. She'd put LAMO. I tired to correct her. She said, "No, your jokes are lame."

   even the digital Pokemon in my office can tell that the speech was plagiarized.

   We need to have a WORKemon GO Game ... Where people get out and walk around looking for a JOB.

   I'm still on the fence about who to vote for in November ... One candidate is a Successful Business man Married to an Immigrant and the other is a Failed Lawyer Former Secretary of State married to a Philandering Disbarred Lawyer Impeached Ex President.

   Let someone else come in my yard looking for a Pokemon, the only thing you are going to catch are "these hands"

   .... HECK ... You know there is something SERIOUSLY wrong with this country when people are much more concerned with a few repeated words from a possible First Lady... than ..... 30,000 Deleted Classified Emails from a Major Presidential Candidate!!!

   Black Wives Fatter

   I just discovered today that with the help of Google, I can be a speech writer! How cool is that?

   I can't wait for her I have a dream speech in November! -hillary

   "I cant wait for your tell all book hillary" - OJ

   Don't be so hard on Melania. It's not like that high school dropout who got by on her looks and married rich ever took shortcuts in life.

   Crooked Melania: So which is better, admitting she lied about writing the speech, or admitting she plagiarized?

   I bet Melania regrets asking Brian Williams for help writing her speech.

   Hey, you guys remember when the GOP Congress refused to increase funding for worldwide Embassy Security? Probably not.

   Melania has responded: "These accusations of plagiarism are not only hurtful to me, but are hurtful to my children Sasha and Malia"

   Congratulations America! We're one step closer to schmuck.

   "Is that a gun in your pants ... or are you happy to see me?" ..... Melania Sanchez

   I hate when people talk about "slutty" clothing. First of all that's sexist, and second it should be called "sexually activewear."

   Part of Scott Baio's speech was plagiarized from the episode of Charles In Charge where Nicole Eggert ran for class president.